A Burglar Stole My Engagement Ring—And It Made My Proposal
Note: The events in this post occurred in February 2014. The original column ran in the New York Observer.
About seven years ago I met a girl. It was at a college party–a “kickback” if I recall the distinction made by the host at the time. She was tall, she was blond, she had short hair. She was sitting in a cardboard box for some reason. Her name was Samantha.
We were essentially children, then, but over these intervening years became adults together. From 19 to 26 she walked me through dropping out of college, being embarrassed, moving across the country, writing books, having breakdowns. She was the long-suffering girlfriend, content with meager indulgences: a puppy and that pink bike I got her after my first five-figure check at 20 and later, a goat.
But eventually, I got it together. Or so I thought: I bought us a house. I bought her a ring. I even bought myself a safe to put the ring and all the other adult things in. I did everything I was supposed to.
Deciding to ask Sam to marry me was a process many years in the making, one that, honestly, I didn’t totally understand but knew was time for me to get on with. I found what I thought was the perfect ring while in New York on business: a 115-year-old Victorian piece that I put a better diamond in. I planned to propose during an upcoming vacation in Hawaii. I was pretty damn proud of myself.
I put that little ring in that little safe and forgot about it. In California for a few days, starting to recover from what was already shaping up to be a terrible week, Samantha took a phone call: Your house has been broken into. Everything was stolen. Everything ransacked and destroyed. That safe? Yeah it was broken into as well–busted completely open and cleaned out.
The horribleness of it all came together for me as we huddled next to each other outside a restaurant, 2000 miles from home, her on the phone with the police relaying me questions. What did you have here? Who do you think could have done this? Where there any valuables in the safe we should know about?
She could see the answer in my eyes the second she passed along their question. She’d probably already had some idea and now the suspension of disbelief was no longer possible. But we kept up the external charade anyway–it was too much to talk about. She handed me the phone and I handled it with the cops. They’d left the box, but the ring was gone. Gone before I could give it to her.
So much for being an adult. So much for those best laid plans. For the illusion of having a handle on my life.
I’m sure a lot of guys have had to awkwardly return to the jewelry store where they bought their engagement rings. Some guys dejectedly inquiring about return policies. Others dragged in by the ear by a dissatisfied gold digger. Me? I had to walk in and say: “Umm…I’m going to need another one.”
Shopping for your first engagement ring is exciting, because you can do no wrong. That’s the beauty of an engagement ring. She’s going to like it. It’s part of the unwritten contract. Boy buys ring, girl melts when she see’s it–even if it’s hideous or way too small.
Round II is a little different. I may have been loaded with insurance money but the giddy confidence was gone. I may be able to gamble thousands of dollars on a surprise once, but in the cold light of morning, I couldn’t do it again.
It was one of the moments where you feel very much like a teenager in over his head, where you’d usually call someone else older and more responsible than you to help get you out of the mess you’d created. I’m sure this bled through in all my interactions with the police, with the insurance companies, with the jeweler: just tell me what to do here. This shouldn’t be my problem. What about my perfect plans? I can’t deal with this. But of course, none of that matters.
One of the ironies of being with someone you really love for a long time is becoming completely incapable of handling stressful or difficult things by yourself. Make a big decision and not tell them about it? That defeats the whole point of the relationship. It’s just not done.
I broke down and told her, though she’d clearly deduced it already. I showed her the ring I’d bought and she cried. It was exactly what she wanted, yet by definition irreplaceable. So we looked at rings together, over the phone. Thank God, because everything else I thought she’d like she didn’t. My first guess had been right–but now it was clear that it had been beginner’s luck.
Sam didn’t say it expressly but I knew how unfair this all was. The thieves had stolen something she could never get back. Something that after several years in a rather untraditional, basically common-law relationship endured with total patience and selflessness, to which she was more than entitled. Not the ring, the moment.
The fact that everyone says, “Oh, but this will make for such a great story” wasn’t any comfort. I owed it to her to make it better. I needed her help to get through it myself, but I couldn’t let that deprive her of something she deserved. I didn’t understand that before, I didn’t get what this whole thing was about. I’ll be honest: it was a box I was checking, an item on a to do list.
The impediment to action advances action, Marcus Aurelius once wrote. This was not how I had originally intended it to be. That original plan was interrupted. But as it is often is, what came of it was so much better.I bought the ring I knew she liked but was too shy to demand, but I said nothing, I said we’d find something later. They’d had it at the place the first time, but I’d ignored it because it wasn’t my taste. White gold, 1920’s vintage Art Deco, with blue sapphires around the diamond. I had to dodge questions for the next month or so. I had to politely discourage her “research”–just in case she found something else.
Would you believe I refused to put it in the new safe? I hid it instead, in a hollowed out book. I waited, again, but this time for the moment, not some arbitrary plan. Last week, we went to the Hamilton Pools in Texas, undoubtedly one of the wonders of the world. It’s an enormous natural stone grotto–seen in countless Pinterest slideshows but assumed to be some exotic locale.
For a twenty minute window there wasn’t a soul in the place and I asked. Total surprise. And she said yes for real and that was that. Even better than whatever half-thought gesture I would have tried to pull off had everything gone as planned.
Yes, it will make for a great story. But not because of what happened, but because of what happened because of what happened. It was what I needed. Which is a lot like life.
You do certain things and check certain boxes and think you’ve got it. But of course you don’t–you don’t have a clue. You never do, not until after. Not until the shit that happens in life teaches you.
This column originally ran in the New York Observer. Comments can be see there.
Very honest, real piece. I was mixed on your stuff before because (I thought) you came across as larger than life, but this felt both real and important. Thank you for posting it.
Awesome article and a great proposal story! Congratulations to you both!
Thank for sharing this story. I proposed to my wife and I remember picking the ring and carrying it in pocket all day while we ran errands. The worry of losing it or misplacing it drove me nuts. I can’t imagine how you felt but I am glad you still had a great memory with the proposal. I got married this past November and the story surrounding it has its fair share of crazy but part of me wouldn’t trade it for anything. Congrats man! Wish you continued success and good fortune.
I liked this piece. Can you please write a piece about love relationships and Stoicism? I get controlling yourself and controlling your own emotions, but what about when someone elses’ emotions are also involved and that someone is the person you love? Thanks.
What a great story. And good for you, Ryan, keeping the whole thing a surprise. I know a lot of couples who go ring shopping together and map out the whole process. But I’m old-fashioned. Like you, I believe in the unwritten contract. 🙂
“I found what I thought was the perfect ring while in New York on business: a 115-year-old Victorian piece that I put a better diamond in.”..
This is classical Epic Fail every American guy seems to do – choose the ring for her. Why, idiots? Its not your ring, you not gonna wear it for the rest of you life! Let the lady choose! Buy her a diamond and make your proposal just with a stone and let her choose the ring!
C’mon you’re smarter than that
So beautiful…so touching.
Yes indeed ‘what came of it was so much better’. God has so much plans for the two of you and maybe what happened is a way to test how you will handle the situation. Everything happens for a reason and I know Sam appreciates your actions more than anything else. Congratulations for finding true love, such a great story.
What a fabulous story! I am sharing this with our readers. As for the engagement ring, that 1920’s Art Deco ring is fabulous. I’m so very glad all turned out well in the end. I wish you many years of happiness and I’m sure the ring will last a lifetime, an excellent choice.
Great story. You two are very cute and interesting. That was just a part of your life you will remember for the rest of your life. I am glad that you find the ring that could replace the first one ad I want to say that surprise engagement was wonderful. I have my special surprise and now I have courage to do it, just wait right place for proposal.
I wish you luck in future marriage, and I hope your wedding story will be amazing as this engagement was.