Selling Out

I think this ranks as one of the proudest moments in my life. That’s Hanno, slutting it up as a dog model.

If I do the math correctly, I believe that instantly makes her more popular and more accomplished than Maxie, Murphy or Buckley.

I think the most appropriate thing to do in celebration is mount a larger than life size portrait of the dog in the center of my apartment. Right near the books.

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